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Sunday, November 28, 2010

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is a FAKE

I saw Guzaarish the other day and noticed a startling fact. Besides the fact that the movie was based on a meaningless plot of a vegetable state individual wanting to die.

I mean why would a vegetable lodge a case in court to change the constitution to allow him to die, aren’t the drips and dialyses enough trouble for him already.

If you want to die, you just die; you can Google a thousand methods in 0.9 seconds.

Anyways that’s besides the point from what I was startled about. What I noticed was sheer hypocrisy and pseudo character of our esteemed beauty queen Aishwarya.


In one of her interviews to that dainty man Karan Johar, she said “I fail to understand heroines who say that they are going to concentrate on their work and cannot afford to marry, I think I have successfully managed both”.


Well, how well has she managed is there to be seen. In the climax of the movie, Vegetable gives an amazing tear popping speech before calling it quits and praises Sophia (Aishwarya) and asks her to walk 12 steps, each step representing a year she spent with him taking his care.

Aishwarya rai BACCHAN walks and walks and as they were about to lock lips, it was as if cameraman got instructions from her insecure husband and turned the camera elsewhere. Audience was transported to 1970s or something. Where cameraman kind of loses focus all of a sudden or shows two flowers or pigeons making out.

Every one would agree that this was the scene of the movie and to not kiss the vegetable at that stage is an outrage. That’s like saying that you are bigger than the movie, bigger than the director and bigger than the audience. You have rules and limitations coz u r fucken married.


I mean these supposed women of substance have audacity to implicitly look down on likes of mallika sherawat but I am afraid in my book mallika is a 1000 times better. She would have kissed the vegetable, would have done justice to what the scene demanded.

My point is if you cannot do justice to the role, you don’t belong to the industry; you are an unprofessional jerk hogging the limelight for nothing, blocking the way for a more deserving candidate.

Be a housewife, give birth to kids, become a receptionist (I am not demeaning these acts) or do whatever that suits your limitations.

Bottom line is that Aishwarya Rai cannot handle both work and family. She is a hypocrite, a fake who would twist the story and narration to suit her fancy coz she can afford to do so.

Bollywood, in general is a family business, to use Warrant Buffets phrase, it is an ovarian lottery. Just because you are born in a given family, or married to one, you have a birth right to act and twist the tale in accordance with your liking or in this case ‘limitation’.