What deep thinkers men are.
I washed my car today, and after getting tired, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she would have said, "About what."
And then I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions and the purpose and effect of beer would have waned away!!!.
Finally, I sat down in quite
contemplation and thought about a very deep philosophical question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in your balls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than
a guy getting kicked in the groin. I washed my car today, and after getting tired, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she would have said, "About what."
And then I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions and the purpose and effect of beer would have waned away!!!.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy Invert analyses, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason, two years or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the BALLS." I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Hic
