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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Anna Hazarre the nagging wife of Indian politics

AI was slouching on my bed watching the Indian Cricket team gathering the remains of the clothes that were torn apart after being sodomized by England when I heard roaring bullets outside my house.

I saw young, energetic India full of vigor and no brains holding the national flag getting ready to support their hero Mr Anna Hazare.

India is an interesting story, and its still unfolding, we have highly misplaced patriotic emotions. (Playing national anthem in a closed movie hall and expecting everyone to stand, I mean common)

I mean what the fuck is happening again, whats the hoo ha about. If I understand the Lokpal bill correctly (and trust me, my comprehension is better than the thousand supporters holding the placards)


In its current form is too strict and leaves no head way for normal public to participate and hazare’s proposal is so naïve and liberal that it will vest the powers in wrong hands and create a autonomous self feeding beast.

Now, I feel that country (or any relationship) is in dire straits if the mode of communication between two parties with difference of opinion is based on blackmail. I mean this is straight out of saas bahu crap isn’t it.

Nagging wife tells her husband that she needs a diamond necklace else there will be no sex. Since Anna has not much to offer on that front (I hope), he is using his nuisance value to get his way.


This ain’t satyagrah, this is like saying my way or the highway. I am not a huge fan of Mahatma Gandhi, while he had immense spiritual qualities he screwed the country at the time of Independence by forcing it to give a fortune to Pakistan again by doing fasting till death crap.

Second point.

What is wrong with corruption if I may ask All these middle class buggers who are protesting against it will be the first ones to be handled pink slips if it actually happens. They breathe corruption day in and day out.

Kunal works with a real estate firm, there will be no contracts awarded to his company without the required grease and the company will cut cost by chucking him off.

Shalini is in academics, if there is no captivation fees, colleges will not invest in infrastructure and her salary will be cut in half.

My sister tells me, people like you don’t do anything and criticize anything good that’s happening. We pay taxes and government should be accountable for that.

For me, this is sheer thanklessness. Little does she know that she paid around Rs 2000/year for 5 years of mastery in Japanese language in lush green awesome infrastructure, awesome faculty and facilities of JNU.

After paying ten odd thousand rupees to the government she has attained education worth well lets say at the modest level of around 25 lakh rupees.

I would urge the youth to consider that as an education loan and pay back the government instead of holding posters, shouting slogans and supporting this joker.

And as far as accountability of taxes is concerned, these buggers are the same set of people who were celebrating the auspicious CWG fiasco (again with national flags in their hand) when money was getting burnt in bundles to attain fake prestige and fame at the expense of the real poor who are the real victims of corruption.