Deep Thinking

What deep thinkers men are.

I washed my car today, and after getting tired, I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she would have said, "About what."

And then I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions and the purpose and effect of beer would have waned away!!!.

Finally, I sat down in quite contemplation and thought about a very deep philosophical question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in your balls? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy Invert analyses, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason, two years or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the BALLS." I rest my case.

Time for another beer. Hic